If you want an overstated rocker-chic appeal, this Marc Jacobs Buckled Ankle Boots should do the job. Well, I’m actually not feeling this bootie, but I can’t deny that it is indeed very striking. There’s just some exaggeration going on this boot that makes it rather gaudy yet eye-catching at the same time.

Coming in glossy patent leather can already create a stunning appeal. Yet, aside from that, this boot features three oversized buckled straps, which horizontally runs down the front and almost covering the zip fastening. Now with buckles and a zip, this bootie should really be kept secured on your feet.

And to make this even more stunning (mind you, this is being sarcastic), the toe part is pointed upwards just like on a dwarf shoe. The self-covered heel of only 2½ inches is also shaped, which then adds to the overall weird look of this ankle boot. So anyway, this has 3½ inches shaft and 10 inches leg circumference, just in case you want to know.

This Marc Jacobs Buckled Ankle Boots is really getting on my nerves. Good thing I don’t like it, since I won’t really be wasting $995 of my savings for this.